Sister Mary Red Dress...You
have been targeted.
Do you ever wonder
who that mysterious person is in the vehicle parked beside yours
in traffic? Yes, of course it is only John...your neighbor for
10 years now. You wave a friendly hello as you proceed off to
your job as a psychotic nun never once questioning the man's identity.
Yes, you always respected
him in certain ways...always waving back to you with a friendly
smile...that is until he was out of your sight. What you didn't
know about John is that he has a career too. You see when he wrapped
that corner in his car, he was no longer mild mannered John. No
no no....he never was.
He is CIA Special Agent
Judas P. Dicklestein...
Just look at his insane
lamenting as he passes your domicile...glazed over by the power
and influence he has over your everyday life. While driving his
seemingly mild mannered car he revels in the fact that you believe
it is only a Japanese import purchased for his personal transportation
and outstanding fuel economy. What you don't know is that the
car you have seen every day is a virtual spy machine capable on
summoning state of the art satellites to pinpoint your exact location
at any time he sees fit.
At any given moment,
Agent Judas always knows where you are. A staff of 10 agents at
The Central Intelligence Agency work 24 hours a day to ensure
your whereabouts even if Judas is too busy shaving his dog to
watch you himself. When he is not too busy, rest assure that he
is just a nose hair away from the place you think is the safest...
Yes, Sister Mary Red
Dress, you have been had, but this is nothing to get upset about.
In an effort to better serve the American people, we at the CIA
offer this message to you as a community service and as our new
outreach program to let you know that your tax dollars are hard
at work everyday to ensure your safety. At the CIA, we never sleep
and rest assure that we are doing our job 24 hours a day as the
eyes and ears of the infrastucture of our fine country. If you
have any questions, please feel free to try and contact us. As
we pride ourselves in being very secretive, it will unfortunately
be up to you to find our email address. This message will self-destruct
in 10 seconds.