THE VIRGIN WENCH PROJECT
A Film Funded By The
Artist Formerly Known As Pud
Starring:
Sister Mary Red Dress
"Pretty please sista'...with sugar
on top..cut the f*&king cake."
and featuring Slappy The Tire Man:
"I'ma Gonna fix dat tire 'cause I beeze Slappy De' Tire Man. Gonna get you out deez woods, I am."
Also Starring Agent Judas P. Dicklestein As The Detective Sent To Uncover Red Dress:
"Did anyone just see that walking set of tires? Cripes Crimony & Jesus Hotwire...I'm outta here!"
Sister Red Dress' High School Icon
The CIA and Sister Mary Red Dress
And original soundtrack by Dr. Leery and The Acid Drum Orchestra